Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
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there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
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Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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