i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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