Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
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If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
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Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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