Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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