you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
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you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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