is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
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Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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