I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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