Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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