It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
They took my balls.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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