party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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