Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
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