Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
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I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
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Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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