i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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