she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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