Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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