Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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