I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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