Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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