If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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