think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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