it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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