in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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