I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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