the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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