no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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