i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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