Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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We had to coat check the pizza.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
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Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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