absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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