I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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