Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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