Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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