this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
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pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
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HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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