No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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