Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
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this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
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I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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