I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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