i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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