I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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