do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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