My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
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she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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