we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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