She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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