so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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