So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
