it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
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New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
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I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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