I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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