I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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