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Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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