I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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