i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
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I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
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The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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