problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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