it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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